elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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