Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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