the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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