Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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