508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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