the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Semen is not good for contacts.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Randomize
