yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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