idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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