My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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