dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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