question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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