I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Success! We fucked roommates!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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