My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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