Hey man sorry I got all grabby
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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