Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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