i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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