If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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