why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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