Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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