Define "chronic" masturbator.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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