He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Too much gin, very little bucket
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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