After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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