Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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