Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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