My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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