apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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