I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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