Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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