I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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