so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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