I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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