Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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