I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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