I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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