Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it was like having sex with a tree stump
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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