This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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