I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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