I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
