I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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