I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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