I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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