So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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