do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
