And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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