i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Dignity is for republicans.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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