Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
