Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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