After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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