How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
