brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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