I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
