But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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