dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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